Project 366 : #005 – #011

These have been my very best friends for the last 3 or 4 days. Yummy.

NOT.

Really Annoying Man Strikes Again

The RAM called the boss again to complain that we were feeding the chickens [the chickens that wander this very rural neighborhood...]. The Union didn’t show up this time, but the boss had to make the call anyways to ask… He even apologized for having to ask, LOL!

The RAM won’t even come to this office anymore because he says it’s a hostile work environment. That complaint [which DID go through the Union] was proven to be unsubstantiated [all. in. his. head.] and dismissed. What a boob. My co-workers and I believe that he is going through our office drawers, when we’re not here, and taking pictures with his camera phone. Ann had pine nuts in her drawer. I guess pine nuts look like chicken feed He actually took a picture, in front of Alejandro, of our red, girlie Swingline stapler. Probably because it has a label on it that says GIRLS ONLY! Which was a joke for Alejandro’s benefit and found to be amusing by anyone else who’s seen it…

Really Annoying Man, you suck!

Project 366 : #004

This is one of my very favorite orange things, though I AM tired of washing it by hand. Time to buy a new dishwasher!

Project 366 : #003

Sneaky, bastard Xmas tree trying to jump out of frame. Guess he doesn’t like his photo taken. Cheeky prima donna…

Project 366 : #002

Meredith, the Birthday Girl, is laughing at boyfriend Micah who is making a squinchy face while wearing the Birthday Sombrero. A few minutes earlier, Meredith was MORTALLY embarrassed by her father and uncle, who had informed our waiter that it was her birthday. They came to the table, plopped the enormous sombrero on her head, handed her some maracas and sang to her as she, alternately, ducked and covered her face with her hands or laughed hysterically. As soon as they left, after presenting her with some flan, the hat was OFF of her head and onto HIS. Where it stayed for the rest of the meal

She’s 20 years old now. Yes, I DO feel old…

Phoooey.

Project 366 : #001

Meredith, in Florida [at the Aspiring Talent Boot Camp], after a long day of workshops and interviews. The day ended on a high note, though, with a photo shoot that included hair and makeup and several outfit changes

Taken 12/16/2007

The Secret Society of Anonymous Blogging Mums

I was a blogger once. Then my children got older, wouldn’t stay away from my blog and started censoring me… My photos, my words, my thoughts…

“OMG!! You can’t say that!”

“Puh-leeez take that photo down…, what if [fill in the blank] sees that!”

“Mom! That is SO embarrassing, How COULD You??”

And I got rather cranky and gave up. But sometimes I missed it.

So, I’m back. Anonymously. And only one person knows. But she is a trustworthy, wonderful soul who I am trying to drag into this with me Love you, [anonymous friend].

BTW, all names will be changed. To protect the innocent. Which would be ME.